1/5/15

HORNY HOUSE OF HORROR (2010)

Written by: Tim Nordstedt.

Way too many titles in this form of underground movies can get you more confused than being drunk in a maze, loads of them mixing words like ass, tits, lust, rape, dick with and all the things in between and it isn´t even close to porn, then you watch Slaughter Disc or Dawna the Dead because someone said that they´re great horrormovies and it´s porn! So when I heard the name of this movie and giggled like I was fifteen again, I had to doublecheck and make sure that it was not porn and it was not that type of movie but there is alot of nakedness in it and black blurouts.



Horny House of Horror is a Japanese tongue in cheek movie that is made in the easiest way you can make a movie and yet succeeds to come up with a mindless funny entertainment. The first thing we get to see is the making of a penis sushiroll or lucky direction roll that the owner of the penis calls it, well it didn´t end so lucky. The location everything is taking place is a brothel, were the men can live out their inner dreams for a while cause they are not leaving that place alive or with their penises.

The three friends Nakatsu, Uno and Toshida decides to stop by after a baseballmatch even though Nakatsu just found his real love and isn´t that interested in searching and paying for sex, so when both of his friends goes crazy over the merchandise he mopes in the corner but eventually get´s pushed on by his mates, they even go as far as to stealing his cellphone in case he tries to flee. The two friends to the movies reluctant rolemodel teams up with their temporary partners and get´s themselves enticed into crazy games where they will have to be smart and attempt to fight for their lives and their penises. Nakatsu has the biggest luck out of them three and teams up with young Nagisa who more than anything wants to get out from the business, after that all hell breaks loose. It's not just the bloodlusting female workers that the friends have to worry about, the maniacal manager of the brothel is more than happy to chop bits off the men that enters the area.

Horny House of Horror is made in an extremely simple way, a group of people, a place to film, a couple of bdsm toys, fakeblood, some props and a script that´s filled with a whole bunch of fun, the camera work is handled in a great way, I´m used to the other way around in these type of films. The budget for this movie was probably really strict to the point of being close to nonexistent because I´m more than sure that they could have done alot more crazier things than this if they had the oppurtunity.

I can't complain though, it ended up with being a cheap one hour and eight minute short flick that more than well gave me enough braindead fun that i probably will watch more than once.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5.


Directed by: Jun Tsugita
Written by: Jun Tsugita
Produced by: Shin Hayasaka,
Hideomi Nagahama, Nobuhiko Sakô

Cinematography by: Shin Hayasaka
Editing by: Jun Tsugita, Kazuhisa Yusa
Special Effects by: Yoshihiro Nishimura,
Kazuhide Shimohata

Music by: Pirania Gakudan
Cast: Asami, Yûya Ishikawa, Wani Kansai,
Miyavi Matsunoi, Akira Murota, Takashi Nishina,
Demo Tanaka, Tôshi Yanagi

Year: 2010
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Color: Color
Runtime: 1h 15min

Distributor: Fashion Hell Film Partners


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