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BIG TITS ZOMBIE (2010)

Written by: Tim Nordstedt.

The title could be a little misleading but believe me there are no bigtitted zombies in this movie, well there are female zombies but they´re not flashing their breasts, I don´t know if that dissapointed anyone but the movie is entertaining enough without it and if you want to see an orgy of asian women flaunting their glandula mammaria for an hour then I have to dissapoint you again. Despite it's name Big Tits Zombie is pretty clean, but yes we get to see some nipples here and there but not in a lewd way and mostly in the middle of a fight.




The story involves our heroines Lena, Ginko, Dama and Maria who works as entertainers which means lightly dressed dancers, after a succesfull show they misshappenly discover a secret entry in their green room where they find an old dusty book, Maria gets attached to the book and starts to read it out loudly, shortly after that the group finds themselves split up and battling a horde of zombies.

Like I said, the title can be misleading in more than one way but this movie has enough crazy fun on it's own without throwing in a whole bunch of booberies. Even before the action starts I was hooked by the campy humour that even managed to hold itself throughout the film, There are no blankspots in there, every second seems to have a purpose and there are fillers coming out of every corners.

In the middle of all the katana and chainsaw wielding action we don´t just get normal nowadays zombies, we also have very preserved samurai and geishazombies that gives the girls a god fight, an undertaker zombie that I mistook for a King Diamond wannabe at the first glance  and now i don´t want to spoil everything fun but if I see a firethrowing vagina i really have to mention it but believe me there is more goodies that pops out during the one hour and 15 minutes.

When it comes to the gore, it´s mild, it´s there but it´s not to the extreme point and the fx is almost similar to the style of Yoshihiro so alot of molds and cgi bloodsprays is diplayed and furthermore you can actually see alot of flaws, like the strings that sways around the penismonster are clearly visual.

Big Tits Zombie is really easy to watch even at multiple occasions, it´s funny, surprising, cute and bloody and always a recommendation for someone who wants to see something uplifting in a nutty way.

The original title of this movie is actually Big Tits Dragon and is based on a manga serie but here in Europe and in the UK it got the more understandable title Big Tits Zombie, United States named it Zombie Stripper Apocalypse and I personally think that´s the most fitting title.

Rating: 4 out of 5.


Directed by:
 Takao Nakano

Written by: Rei Mikamoto, Takao Nakano
Produced by: Seiji Minami, Hideaki Nishiyama,
Tsugio Oikawa, Takashi Shiotsuki, Akihiko Yahada.

Cinematography by: Robert Fattorini, Stefan Bergi
Editing by: ?
Special Effects by: Atsushi Tomura, Tsuyoshi Kazuno
Music by: ?
Cast: Sora Aoi, Risa Kasumi, Mari Sakurai, Tamayo, Io Aikawa, Minoru Torihada.
Year: 2010
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Color: Color
Runtime: 1h 13min

Distributor: The Clockworkx



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